collegehumor:

2 animals. 2 Dimensions. Both Trippy.
ninadobrev:

The Vampire Diaries Prom tonight. It only happens once - you don’t want to miss it :) 8pm CW View more Nina Dobrev on WhoSay

ninadobrev:

The Vampire Diaries Prom tonight. It only happens once - you don’t want to miss it :) 8pm CW

View more Nina Dobrev on WhoSay

collegehumor:

ICYMI - The Most Insane Sorority Email of All Time
It’s always a shame when members of a tight-knit sisterhood like the University of Maryland’s Delta Gamma chapter – designed to foster friendships, a sense of social responsibility, and the best qualities of character – threaten to “cunt punt” each other.
But to be fair, most of those “fucking retards” spent the entirety of their Sigma Nu Greek Week mixer “LITERALLY being so fucking AWKWARD and so fucking BORING.” And how else is a member of their executive board supposed to react, if not to spew a batshit, hate-garbled stream of inane vitriol out to their entire chapter?
Let this be a lesson to any and all “asswipe[s]” or “weird shit[s] that do weird shit during the day.” She WILL find you. And she WILL ”FUCKING ASSAULT” you.
And yes, this is real.
**~*~*~*~*~*~luv u guyz~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
via: Deadspin

Lmao!

collegehumor:

ICYMI - The Most Insane Sorority Email of All Time

It’s always a shame when members of a tight-knit sisterhood like the University of Maryland’s Delta Gamma chapter – designed to foster friendships, a sense of social responsibility, and the best qualities of character – threaten to “cunt punt” each other.

But to be fair, most of those “fucking retards” spent the entirety of their Sigma Nu Greek Week mixer “LITERALLY being so fucking AWKWARD and so fucking BORING.” And how else is a member of their executive board supposed to react, if not to spew a batshit, hate-garbled stream of inane vitriol out to their entire chapter?

Let this be a lesson to any and all “asswipe[s]” or “weird shit[s] that do weird shit during the day.” She WILL find you. And she WILL ”FUCKING ASSAULT” you.

And yes, this is real.

**~*~*~*~*~*~luv u guyz~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

via: Deadspin

Lmao!

(Source: deadspin.com)

collegehumor:

Where Should You Post That Thing You Want to Share? [Click for full graph]
Sharing is caring but spamming is damning. 

This is crazy accurate

collegehumor:

Where Should You Post That Thing You Want to Share? [Click for full graph]

Sharing is caring but spamming is damning. 

This is crazy accurate

collegehumor:

The Best Responses to Terrible Teen Trend: “Things Boys Do We Love” [Click for more boyish charm]

Boys will be boys and trolls will be trolls. 

Hilarious

ninadobrev:

Hahah / cute of the day part 2.. View more Nina Dobrev on WhoSay

ninadobrev:

Hahah / cute of the day part 2..

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24ktphoto:

“In about 3 years holla at me Miley Cyrus”

That nigga creepy tho

(via johnnyroper-deactivated20130504)

As a friend it is your obligation to supply unparalleled support to your buddy. However, if there is ever a point where your friend consistently ignores the obvious and purposely makes life difficult for themselves, you are obligated as a friend to eventually sit your friend down and say “[insert clueless friend’s name], I have watched you fuck up over and over, and today I am here to tell you that your failure to do the obvious and make life simple for yourself has done nothing but confirm my suspicion that you are one of the biggest dumbasses to breath air. WAKE THE FUCK UP!” and then proceed to smack them with whatever shoe you happen to be wearing :)

My own wise words
benaylove:

Inspired by my love for liquor :)

benaylove:

Inspired by my love for liquor :)

(Source: angels-brain)